Dumbtastic!: April 2011

For those of you who don't know what DMT is, it is Dimethyltryptamine, the chemical in everyone's brain that makes you dream when you go to sleep at night. It is the most powerful hallucinogenic drug.

So this past Wednesday, as we all know, was 4/20! On this day a few friends and I wanted to make it a trip day. We got off school around 2ish, and we all headed out to this island we chill at, our friend with the DMT was supposed to get there around 5-6 with about 15 hits of DMT and around 25 hits of acid total. After ALOT more waiting than everyone expected, he showed up around 10:00 PM, we were expecting to trip during the day, but I guess not, haha.

There were quite a few different groups of people waiting on the island for the dealer to get there, some people I didn't even know. Everyone except my group of friends left after they got what they were waiting for, so we had the entire island to ourselves. Mr. Un-named Dealer began packing hits of DMT for my friends, with me being the last to take a hit. All my friends got fairly minor hits, that they said was similar to VERY powerful acid. When it finally got to be my hit, Nameless Dude packed me a hit wayyyyyyyyyy too big, and I didn't know how I was supposed to hit it, so he did everything for me.

He packed the hit between 2 layers of bud, and told me to rip it as hard as I could, wait 7 seconds, exhale, then keep ripping it a bunch continuously until it hit me and I couldn't anymore. I took my first rip, and immediately felt the effects. It was like really good acid like everyone said, I was still in reality, could see objects for what they are, but everything was moving and more liquidy. I kept ripping it until I couldn't, and then the real effects of it hit me, it was like going from that nice acid trip feeling, to complete craziness. The whole time I hit, I was watching a campfire, as that was the only thing emitting light to look at, when I first hit and felt the acid effects, the campfire was moving in all kinda ways it shouldn't be, but when the craziness happened, it was like the campfire immediately crushed into itself and turned into a kaleidoscope of whirling colors. All I could hear was this weird consistent buzzing that sounded like the cross between a jet engine and a beehive moving near and far away from me at very rapid speeds. The feeling it gave was pretty much indescribable, so I'm not gonna try, but I can assure you it's awesome.

The craziness that happens only lasts for about 5-10 minutes, and the come down is like the acid trip you get during the first 10-15 seconds, except it lasts about 20 minutes. While coming down from the DMT, I dropped 3 hits of acid, and didn't feel a come down, I shifted directly from a DMT trip to an acid trip, which I'm not going to get into.

Over all, I'd say the experience was worth the 10 dollars it costs. I'd recommend this drug to anyone interested. As for me, I doubt I'm doing it again any time soon, it was a bit too ridiculous. I'm sure I'll do it again eventually, but as of now, I'm chillin with that stuff.